ASK ZoSan

Sanji-san,what do you think about calling zoro-chan of zolo?And, zoro-chan, you like that name?

Anonymous

(Yes, it was a more “metaphorical” sleep…)

Zoro, have ever wanted to make out with a fangirl? ^////^

Zoro: “fan-whut?!” …nope. Will you stop bothering me with girls?!

Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

Anonymous

Zoro: …
Sanji: …
Zoro: …huh.
Sanji: …yeah.
Zoro: …
Sanji: ……so?
Zoro Who cares.

Hey Zoro, what do you find attractive in a female?

Zoro: The sword. If she has one.

Kill Sanji if you're As Hardcore RED Medic

Zoro: …but since I’m not, I think I’d rather slice YOU.

Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

Anonymous

Sanji: WHY ON EARTH SHOULD WE?!?!
Zoro: Since there aren’t swords mentioned in the title, I don’t care.

I AM SCHEEMIC AND I WILL ASSAULT YOU

Zoro: Tsk! I wanna see you try!
Sanji: …hey, YOU ARE THE ONE OF THE OBSCENE VIDEOGUYS! GET LOST!!!

Zoro: what do you think, if it was Sanji to bear Luffy's pain in Thriller Bark, had he survived that?

Anonymous

Zoro: … I don’t know what you’re talking about. Nothing happened.

Yes, I’m kinda speechless too, Nami-swan.